#val.exe has stopped working

[itokunii-a]

@conquermonger​ asked:  🎉 Russian good luck New Year's kisses from both Sasha and Slava, for Valentin. 3 cheek kisses from Sasha and one right on the lips from Slava. One coming right after the other. May the upcoming year be gentle on this angel and his beautiful soul ! /  Send ’ 🎉 ’ to kiss my muse at midnight on New Years Eve.

This night is warmer than the others, he has come to find out. The wind still dances with the same wild, fast footsteps as it has done days before, blowing through his hair, tugging on his coat, guiding the cold towards any patch of skin that has escaped the shelter of a scarf or a pocket and yet still he does not tremble, does not even seem to realize that every exhale paints itself in tiny clouds and travels between them or that his naked hands do not shake. And he does not act so ignorantly out of delusion or habit but simply because he has found his warmth in the presence of the other two, in the gratefulness he feels to have made their acquaintance, to be here, with them.

He smiles at something Sasha has said as they stand together, gazes flicking from their watches to the dark sky above, counting the last remaining minutes of the year. It is almost odd for him to be this relaxed, with the tension that has settled between his shoulder blades disappearing enough for him to stand comfortably, to rest and not be concerned or attentive towards anything that happens around him. Golden eyes break their routine from watching the watch hand move to glance at Sasha: small, young Sasha who he feels he has known for so long, who had and has to endure so much, who will see him beyond the soldier or angel, who he will always be here for. And then Slava, tall and strong, who had found and saved his life from the piles of frost in Siberia; he hopes he can make it up to him one day but until then, maybe his patience and words will be enough.

Perhaps he should have said all of this, should have let them know but suddenly the last second escapes him. Midnight. Fireworks claim the heavens above, a spectacle that immediately steals his focus. A smile paints his expression as he stares upward in awe, watching the different colors explode in the sky and illuminate the grounds below with a variety of red and blue and green hues ( and is it not entirely wonderful? There is almost something akin to childlike wonder within him as the fireworks go off around them and he does not even realize that his eyes sparkle just as much or that he is laughing for once ). He wants to turn to both of them, wish them a happy new year but it appears that Sasha is faster than him: there is no time to prepare or to even consider what he plans on doing when a pair of lips finds itself on his cheek, a kiss repeated three times. It is so abrupt and yet so smooth that Valentin finds himself stunned, stuttering, blinking, raising his fingers to catch the ghost of Sasha's lips still lingering on his skin. A blush blooms on his ears but before he has time to react, Slava guides him away to face him and actually kisses him on the lips and then his entire expression turns crimson which he, in turn, tries to hide with the back of his hand. They kissed him, simple as that, without any rhyme or reason. And it was nice, such tender moment, such gentle touches. And despite his embarrassment, Valentin smiles, peeking up at them.

" You two will be the death of me. " Thank you. And a happy new year, my dearest friends.

[lucentcorrigan-moved]

hello i am going on a skyhunter rant because i finished it last night and i am in Pain, spoilers in the tags

[harrowscore]

....... Just realized that I'm very close to Vader's age in the Obi-Wan series (~32; I'm turning 28 in three months) and. tbh Idk what to do with this info now

[vxldemar]

Cocking its head, the creature made a choked, hissing sound that slowly turned into grotesque gurgling as it began to laugh. "Come now, Valdemar," the T-pose demon cackled as it picked at some of the festering sores on its skin, "Do you really think anybody would believe me, even if I told them?" The creature licked its lips, its mannerisms quickly reverting back to what they had been a few seconds ago, "ÚwÙ I'll gladly give you my lungs, Vally." (I'm sending another ask as a part 2)

;; pt 2 of the ask: (Part two of the T-pose demon ask) Suddenly, the demon gripped your wrists, holding onto them securely, but not in a way that would cause you pain. The strange specimen turned your palms upwards to the ceiling, and licked its lips once again. There was an unearthly, sickening, sloshing sound as the T-pose demon slowly regurgitated its lungs, one into each of your hands, before letting go; the creature's hands disappearing from your appendages just as quickly as they had grabbed onto them

truthfully, valdemar was starting to think that if anybody did see this creature, they’d be more likely to run first and ask questions later. which was more than fine to them.

as their hands were grabbed, they were about to say something, but were cut off as the organs were dropped into their hands, they stood, watching the being, their eyes much wider now.

well... that sure was... what they said they were going to do.

“i... why, i一 i appreciate this.”

for once, they seemed to not know what to say. standing there in front of a weird demon with their lungs in each hand wasn’t a situation they had ever planned for.

“and... address me by my name; valdemar.”

they repeated, honestly not knowing where to even start here.

[the-overgrowth]

Sidra: forgot how sexy u are ;)) no just kidding lmao ... unless? ;)))

Val.exe has stopped working

Val.exe has rebooted

Val: u FORGOT?!?! what the fuck!!!

Sidra: o shit ur right that’s rly fucked up of me to give u false hope ur actually an uggo cuz ur vibes are rancid ://

[screvvedloose]

purpleshopkeep replied to your post” “You know? Now that it’s Sunday?” “The shorts are OUT! The string...”

Val.exe has stopped working - purpleshopkeep

candyredmuses replied to your post: “You know? Now that it’s Sunday?” “The shorts are...

(Airam) Loud wolf whistling.

She knows what she’s got goin’ on.

[ravishingrogers]

When did I hit 800 followers?! What is happening?!?! Why?! What?!

*Val.exe has stopped working*

[wcrthyofsuiit]

Your portrayal is spot on and sometimes so literally on point I have to remind myself, no this isn't a cannon writer, because you're just that good. Some of the best (I think the best) Spiderman writing I've seen and I can't get enough of it!

val.exe has stopped working.  NO BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT!?  i literally cannot believe this!!!  this is, so nice?!?  i honestly don’t deserve this!!!  you’re such a sweet nonnie!!  *hug*  you’re precious!!!  you’re so sweet and i literally do not deserve such praise!  but thank you so, so much!  this made my day!

how’s my portrayal?status: acceptinganon

[oikadori]

id call you love 🥺💕 ~ sweet anon

Sweet Anonnnn!!! How are youuu sweetie? Y-you would call me l-love? Val.exe has stopped working please wait...

It sounds kind of fancy yk? 💅🏼💅🏼I can imagine my brain just shutting down if someone called me that in public (oikawa you are welcome to do it)

[roses-and-oceans]

Val.exe has stopped working, please reboot and shoot me in the fucking foot. Im so sorry about this meltdown. I just didn't slave over this Gladio dick for nothing, this is my release, let me release the pent up frustration from this past month. Going to bed, good night, I'm sorry.